>>519734804
Stop being a nigger and get a job you shitskin. If you didn't learn any practical skills in nearly 2 decades of higher education then you are stupid loser and deserve to starve to death.

>woe is me, I had to do 7 hours of meet and greet with coworkers while on-boarding and an hour lunch at $60 000 a year
>now I'm going to spend the next 50 years answering emails and pretending to do work while staring at spreadsheets while I synergize and optimize the workflow of the other office minions in our air conditioned, business casual, open concept office with shared work stations featuring standing desks worth more than the average car