>>150090781
>Doom is a literal cuck.
As much as I love the idea of Johnny cucking Doom, that's not quite what happened.

1. Doom had an extremely loyal follower.
2. She and Johnny got it on.
3. Doom video-called her, and (with Johnny basically hiding under the bed) went "it would be good PR if I had a wife. Consider this a proposal."
4. At the wedding... this happened.