>"Asahi-san, I have a matter of dire importance to discuss with you."
>"Oh, Rui-san, have you given more thought to my offer to join Arcland?"
>"Of course not, Kondo-san will drag that out as long as possible so the story can pretend to be working towards something"
>"...Who exactly is that?"
>"I've come to you today because I've taken notice of your interest in Tsukasa-kun."
>"Ah, that. It wasn't my intent to overstep any boundaries between you two, but-"
>"Don't worry yourself, no boundaries were crossed. In fact, you've held back relative to the others."
>"...Are these others what you wish to discuss?"
>"In a sense. As I'm sure you're aware, Tsukasa-kun has a rather packed schedule."
>"Don't we all. Between practice, school, time with family, and bodily maintenance, it's a wonder any of us have any time to spare."
>"Yes, but Tsukasa-kun, as he is want to do, has gone above and beyond in that regard. I wanted to give you a fair warning about that; as all of us have formed an agreement on doling out slots of time to make use of him, the waitlist for an evening or afternoon will out for about three months."
>"That long? How many people are there?"
>"Well, there's myself, I can't easily give up my test su- I mean recreational time with a dear friend! And then there's Emu-kun using him for '~bouncy~ *kira* exciting bed time', Nene having him help with her 'pelvis conditioning', Aoyagi-kun having 'brotherly affection time', Mizuki making him her 'adorable little doll', the members of More More Jump having him act as a 'mob self-insert' for some of their streams, Azusawa-kun receiving her 'groupie privileges, Shinonome-kun meeting him for 'stress relief' after intensive practices, and Shinonome-san for- Oh, it looks like she's just using him to carry her bags when she goes shopping while her brother is busy with said practice."
>"... I fear I may have underestimated his abilities..."