>>279967602
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I will be honest with you.
You sound like a team of jobbers who are destined to be wiped out by a bad guy, so the adventure guild could have a fetch quest to a guy named Allen (me), and if you have any women, they will be the only survivors (new harem members).

>>279771644
The 4 Idiots represent different factions of Japanese manga fans
Mino = hardcore otaku proper, the kind of guys who engage in waifu tulpamancy
Harpy = hardcore otaku degenerate, no fetish or genre is off-limits so long as it's hot
Wul = purists who only like happy stories with minimal conflict, some CGDCT fans are like this
Ork = people who don't take 2D seriously and can enjoy most things with a grain of salt, most working adults would fall here