>Wake up at Noon
>Instantly get high
>Jerk off to porn for 2 hours
>Order fast food
>Once all my dopamine receptors are fried I become tired and bedrot all day.
>I may regain some energy by about 1 AM, in which case I'll repeat the steps again from the start.
>This is my whole life

I'm not even looking for help because I don't wanna work out, and that's pretty much the only advice anyone can ever give me.