Yugi saying “It's time to duel” or “Exodia, obliterate!!!” out loud in class and trying to go super saiyan
everyone in class pointing and laughing out loud at him, Yugi seething in anger telling himself they’re just jealous of how unique he is
starts imagining world where they all cheer for Yugi telling him how inspirational and wise he is for only doing his own thing like a badass (but in reality is just Joey’s slave, worshipper and bitchboy)
Chaddy ASH walks over and takes his switch and dangles it above where he can reach, since Yugi is a manlet
Yugi acts smug about the confrontation and naruto-runs at him with a shonen grin, thinking this is gonna instantly beat the shit out of Chaddy Ash because it’s what he saw in the anime with spiral power
Chaddy ASH punches him once and breaks Yugi’s nose, Yugi is wee weeing in pain on the ground like a pig
this doesn’t make sense. Yugi didn’t work a day in his life but neither did that guy in the shonen. He just yelled a lot and smugly used 30% of his power then got a new hair color and effortlessly beat the whole chud army, why doesn’t that work for Yugi?
ASH picks Yugi’s skinnyfat asian manlet body up and deposits him in the nearest trashcan, then snaps the switch in half in front of him and tosses them in the trash too
Tea hangs off Ash’s arm and ask if they can go on a date with him to the corps, he accepts
Kaiba strolls over and tells Yugi to do his homework and give him his lunch money or he won’t think Yugi is cool. Then punches Yugi and farts in his face. Yugi laughs with him as Kaiba saunters away with his gang of other “little bro” kissups
Yugi gets out of the trashcan and wipes the trashcan juices from his eyes (he wasn’t crying, YOU were crying!) then cockily wipes his nose with a finger
"I'm the king of games!"