Imagine if I was shrunk down and they took turns humiliating me but sitting on me with their cellulite cellulite covered thick cottage cheese asses while calling me an itty bitty pathetic little man and making me worship ever last millimeter of their pale jiggly flesh.

Why were they always smoking? Did they not realize that smoking is bad for your health?

Why were they always smoking? Don't they know smoking is bad for your health?