I have been producing some magnificent odours.

I reached day 8 of not showering, possibly for the first time ever? At least, in my own memory. I assume I was bathed as a child.

My crotch has a strong delightful smell - an erotic, heady aroma of pheromones, sweat, acrid acidic smells, dried semen with hints of aged urine. It's divine, and I have been rubbing my balls and getting the sweat and sebum deposits under my fingernails and then spreading it on the rest of my body.

Yesterday I had beans on toast for lunch, then black bean bean and green lentil curry I made with cabbage. My abdomen swelled up like I was pregnant last night until it hurt from how much the skin was stretching. It was like the scene from Alien. I had to massage it and I knew I would be treated to a cocktail of interesting aromas today. Now I am basking in the dense suffocating haze of complex gases produced from my intestines.