I hate mangoes, cutting them up sucks. Bananas, melons and pineapple are pleasant and even fun to look at and handle.
>the huge ball
>the penis
>the 'pineapple-shaped' fruit
contrast with
>the medium-sized, assymetrical ball shape
The seed is also massive and when cutting up a mango you don't know where it is and will have to apply guesswork and even then you will still have some meat left. I don't see why so few people are answering mangoes.