>More than 50 mechanics with their respective tutorials to do something thats probably done at least once in the game
>Villain is actually just a retard that loves making shit worse. Because its funny.
>Final boss is a literal Metal gear™ (this is supposed to be a rescue game).
>50% chance to burn yourself while searching for healing items
>Greg Lore
>At least 5 natural disasters all in a single day, plus a terrorist nuclear threat, PLUS a meteorite about to impact Earth
>Said meteorite can be stop by shooting at it. With a gun.
>MC can't literally walk for more than 2 miles without eating a super 5 pound megaburguer or a water melon. Because he is American.
I have to appreciate the absolute insanity that its this game.