>"WELL, LET ME TELL YA SOMETHIN', GENE-O! WE ALL KNOW ABOUT THE TRAINING AND THE PRAYERS AND THE VITAMINS, BUT SOMEWHERE ALONG THE WAY, A BUNCH OF FAT FAGGOTS IN DRESSES TURNED THAT INTO SAYING FAKE MADE UP TROON WORDS LIKE "CHUD", DILATING THEIR BARF-SMELLING AXEWOUNDS, AND CHEWING ON H.R.T. PILLS LIKE THEY WERE M&M's, BROTHER! HULKAMANIA STANDS FOR THE TRUTH, THE LIGHT, AND THE AMERICAN WAY! THESE FAGGOTS IN DRESSES LITERALLY SLICE OFF THEIR LITTLE HULKSTERS, DUDE! LIKE, WHO THE HELL DOES THAT, MEAN GENE?! AND THE ONLY CONVICTION THEY HAVE THE COURAGE TO COMMIT TO, BROTHERJACKDUDE, IS BEING THE MOST ANNOYING BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS OFF THEIR BRAINMEDS FAGGOTS ON THE INTERNET THAT THEY NEVER PRY THEIR DOUGHY-ASSES OFF THEIR TRANNYPISS SOAKED LIGHTLY-SHAT IN OFFICE CHAIRS AWAY FROM LONG ENOUGH TO SHOWER OR GET SUNLIGHT! IT MAKES NO SENSE WHY THEY HAVE SUCH HATE IN THEIR FAT-CLOGGED HEARTS, BROTHER! THEY HATE THAT THEY WILL NEVER BE WOMEN OR ONE OF THOSE ANIME GIRLS THEY DELUDE THEMSELVES INTO THINKING THEY LOOK LIKE! MAKE NO MISTAKE GENE-O, WHEN I'M DONE TAG TEAMING WITH JESUS FOR THE GOLD AND SLAMMING BAD GUYS AT HEAVEN'S SILVERDOME, THESE FUCKING TRANNIES CAN EXPECT THE BIG RED AND YELLOW BOOT IN THEIR FACE AT THE PEARLY GATES, DUDE! CUZ THE HULKSTER KNOWS THEY GO "--ACK!!" AFTER KICKING THE CHAIR AWAY AND THAT FINISH JUST DOESN'T WORK FOR ME, BROTHER!! THEY CAN CHECK OUT ME FLEXING THESE 24-INCH PYTHONS, THE LARGEST ARMS IN HEAVEN, AS THEY SAIL ON DOWN TO HELL AND STRAIGHT TO THE BACK OF THE BUS EN ROUTE TO THE NINTH CIRCLE WITH THE REST OF THE NIGGERS! ROSA PARKS CAN SAVE A SEAT JUST FOR THEM, EVEN IF SHE AND PRINCESS DIANA HAVE TO HOLD THEIR NOSES THE WHOLE WAY THERE WITH THEM!

>WHATCHA GONNA DO, TRANNY FAGGOTS, WHEN THE ETERNAL AND ETHEREAL HULK HOGAN, CLOSES THE GATES AND DENIES YOUR ENTRY INTO PARADISE ON YEEWWWWW??!"

>Gene:"Longfellow...couldn't have said it better."

>"WELL, LET ME TELL YA SOMETHIN', GENE-O! WE ALL KNOW ABOUT THE TRAINING AND THE PRAYERS AND THE VITAMINS, BUT SOMEWHERE ALONG THE WAY, A BUNCH OF FAT FAGGOTS IN DRESSES TURNED THAT INTO SAYING FAKE MADE UP TROON WORDS LIKE "CHUD", DILATING THEIR BARF-SMELLING AXEWOUNDS, AND CHEWING ON H.R.T. PILLS LIKE THEY WERE M&M's, BROTHER! HULKAMANIA STANDS FOR THE TRUTH, THE LIGHT, AND THE AMERICAN WAY! THESE FAGGOTS IN DRESSES LITERALLY SLICE OFF THEIR LITTLE HULKSTERS, DUDE! LIKE, WHO THE HELL DOES THAT, MEAN GENE?! AND THE ONLY CONVICTION THEY HAVE THE COURAGE TO COMMIT TO, BROTHERJACKDUDE, IS BEING THE MOST ANNOYING BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS OFF THEIR BRAINMEDS FAGGOTS ON THE INTERNET THAT THEY NEVER PRY THEIR DOUGHY-ASSES OFF THEIR TRANNYPISS SOAKED LIGHTLY-SHAT IN OFFICE CHAIRS AWAY FROM LONG ENOUGH TO SHOWER OR GET SUNLIGHT! IT MAKES NO SENSE WHY THEY HAVE SUCH HATE IN THEIR FAT-CLOGGED HEARTS, BROTHER! THEY HATE THAT THEY WILL NEVER BE WOMEN OR ONE OF THOSE ANIME GIRLS THEY DELUDE THEMSELVES INTO THINKING THEY LOOK LIKE! MAKE NO MISTAKE GENE-O, WHEN I'M DONE TAG TEAMING WITH JESUS FOR THE GOLD AND SLAMMING BAD GUYS AT HEAVEN'S SILVERDOME, THESE FUCKING TRANNIES CAN EXPECT THE BIG RED AND YELLOW BOOT IN THEIR FACE AT THE PEARLY GATES, DUDE! CUZ THE HULKSTER KNOWS THEY GO "--ACK!!" AFTER KICKING THE CHAIR AWAY AND THAT FINISH JUST DOESN'T WORK FOR ME, BROTHER!! THEY CAN CHECK OUT ME FLEXING THESE 24-INCH PYTHONS, THE LARGEST ARMS IN HEAVEN, AS THEY SAIL ON DOWN TO HELL AND STRAIGHT TO THE BACK OF THE BUS EN ROUTE TO THE NINTH CIRCLE WITH THE REST OF THE NIGGERS! ROSA PARKS CAN SAVE A SEAT JUST FOR THEM, EVEN IF SHE AND PRINCESS DIANA HAVE TO HOLD THEIR NOSES THE WHOLE WAY THERE WITH THEM!

>WHATCHA GONNA DO, TRANNY FAGGOTS, WHEN THE ETERNAL AND ETHEREAL HULK HOGAN, CLOSES THE GATES AND DENIES YOUR ENTRY INTO PARADISE ON YEEWWWWW??!"

>Gene:"Longfellow...couldn't have said it better."