>israelites
>flee from egypt
>form judea
>lose cultural struggly against canaanites
>canaanites corrupt jewish faith and turn it into baal worship
>jews now sacrifice children to effigies of baal by burning them alive
>romans recognise the barbarism of jews
>canaanite destruction of israelites is not complete
>they form a canaanite monarchy amongst the israelites
>start a rebellion against rome
>during a time in which rome has no legions committed to warfare/expansion
>we all know how this goes
>israelites and judea are destroyed
>only canaanites who supplanted the israelites remain
>judaism is now a faith of baal (devil) worship
>they believe that the destruction of israel and the new jewish diaspora is symbolic of god abandoning them
>they believe the only way to bring god back is by breaking all of his rules (excessive sin)
>the jews devolve into a race of kidnappers, murderers, torturers, thieves, rapists and child molestors
>this Jesus guy shows up
>claims to be the prophecised messiah
>demonstrates his godly power through miracles
>jews don't believe him
>bring together the most scholarly and sophisticated jews and bring Jesus to trial
>Jesus explains the holy trinity and that he is God and God's message sent in the flesh
>Jesus does not fit the canaanite description of the messiah
>jews betray Jesus and murder him
>God resurrects Jesus and this resurrection shows the jews that Jesus told the truth
>Christianity is born
>Christ is undoubtedly king
>jews enter omega cope mode
>the Christians go on to create all of the wealthiest, culturally profound, technologically advanced, peaceful, mightiest nations on Earth
>jews are condemned for their betrayal of God
>jews are forced to live as vagrant, untrusted outcasts amongst the amazing Christian world
>the jews make it their holy agenda to destroy the Christian world
>use money lending as a means to create inter-Christian wars
>Christian's kick the jews out of the Christian lands 109 times
jews are satanists