Apparently the Channel has had really bad weather for the last 11 days and there have been no illegal crossings, yet today the weather has cleared up and at least 600 illegals are estimated to be making the crossing.
How do we know that estimate? Because it comes 'unofficially' from the French.
Of course, like clockwork our RNLI is waiting at the mid-way point to pick them up and escort them the rest of the way in.
I can't believe I used to help volunteer and raise money for the RNLI. I used to be so proud of the lads and of helping out, now when I hear 'RNLI' it boils my piss.