>>535756502
>>535756640
>Dante screws on his real head, wrapped up for dramatic effect
>various surviving NPCs cheer for him
>memories begin flooding in
>"Wait, I had huge tits"
>before she can manually unbutton her shirt, her tits balloon out of control and tear it open
>the first button flies in slow motion towards Xichun's head, penetrating her skull and exiting through the back of her head
>as if a Wing war from resulting power vacuum wasn't enough, another button hits a load-bearing pillar that has been damaged by an earlier battle with the Head, causing the ceiling to collapse and kill the reformed members
>a third button is launched into outer space, eventually reaching an unstable nebula and causing a chain reaction that wipes them out while likely giving everyone below a lethal dose of radiation
>the last button hits Faust with just enough force to completely erase years of character development and then some, leaving her in a childlike state
>Xichun's cold dead hand also happens to press the button that erases Ayin from existence via concept incinerator
>Hermann, who was not killed off earlier for arbitrary reasons, has enough time to pull out a gun and shoots Beatrice through her heart, making her fall on top of Dante right into her boobs
>Dante lands on top of a Gnome, killing it and breaking the truce between humans and non-humans
>Meursault.
>Vergilius chooses this moment to betray everyone, shooting Catherine with a gun of his own, making Heathcliff distort on the spot
>Don shoots Vergilius, but the trauma from doing so gives her a heart attack and she accidentally pushes Sinclair, who lands dick-first into Demian's mother and the two fuck to death
>Ishmael waves pamphlets in everyone's faces, telling them that this all could have been avoided if they read any
>Rodion chokes on food from anger over lacking spotlight and dies
>Outis throws her back and accidentally steps on Gregor
>Ryoshu's been gone due to lung cancer for 5 Cantos
>Xichun shoots Dante