>>212984908
>be me
>have a big crush on Kari Byron and Haley Williams
>go to a Halloween party
>see a 6ft girl that looks like Kari Byron and she’s dressed like Haley Williams from the Misery Business music video
>talk to her and date her for a bit
>super sweet and nice girl
>break up with her because I was a dumbass and wanted new pussy
>also my friends at the time made fun of me because she was taller than me
>I didn’t even appreciate what I had and a year later I hit her up again and she was in a relationship
Bros I fucked up real bad and I don’t think I ever recovered. I looked her up recently and she looks just as good. She’s also married and has kids, while I’m alone and an alcoholic. I occasionally fuck the past her prime 30 something millennial sprinter that’s going slowly insane because she’s no longer cool, no longer hot and quickly becoming invisible to men.