>Player at table playing Marchesa, the Black Rose
>I have the highest life total and his board is lethal damage if he attacks
>I start doing the gay politics thing where I tell him it's not in his best interest to attack me
>He tries to hastily skip to his combat step and full swing at me
>I tell him to back up because I have a response and he skipped multiple steps, beginning of combat I cast Cryptic Command to tap all his creatures and draw a card
>He angrily casts Sink Into Stupor
>I look at him bewildered because I have like 20 mana open so I can very obviously just cast it again
>I cast it again and he scoops in rage

>Game 2
>I'm playing a voltron deck
>Go to swing in on another player
>He third parties me with Maze of Ith and smugly declares I'm not going to get to attack the rest of the game
>I cast Wear // Tear blowing up his two draw engines (Staff of the Storyteller and Enduring Innocence post-recursion)
>(I unironically assessed this as the correct decision because I had to dig for my land removal or another protection source, and wanted to make it harder for him to draw a response)
>He scoops instantly and leaves

Reddit AITA here for not letting him goldfish?