>>531755679
Neon is a SLUT for the firepower of my SHIKICOCK

I need to find a single bottom that'll live with me and let me turn him into my sex slave. oh well.
(i don't actually look like that btw)

>>712717881
>IS THAT UE5 SLOPPA PREQUEL™ OF MY BELOVED CHILDHOOD GAME?
>AND IT WAS LEAKED IN HIGH QUALITY FROM SUPER DUPER SECRET LIMITED PLAYTEST BY FELLOW ANON, WHO IS TOTALLY NOT A STEALTH MARKETING SHILL? THIS IS SO EPIC!
>NOW MY GIRLFRIEND'S JAMAL CAN LET ME POST ALL MY REDDIT MEMES ON 4CHAN FOR FREAKING UPD(You)S
>OH MY LE HECKING CYCLES OF GUILT, MY LEGS ARE NOT OK, BROUZOUF GAINED ZOINKS HAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY, PLEASE ME GIVE ATTENTION!
>ANYONE WHO DOESN'T LIKE THIS GAME IS A ZOOMER NEWFAG, LEAVE MY SHOVELWARE SCAM COMPANY ALONE
>70$ PLUS TIP FOR EARLY ACCESS AND 5 HOURS OF CONTENT IN BUGGED COOP GAME? WITH STOCK ANIMATIONS, ABYSMAL DOGSHIT OPTIMIZATION AND MICROTRANSACTIONS WITH PREORDER BONUSES? YABBA-DABBA-DOO, DON'T MIND IF I DO!
>SLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPP