>poverty kit with Stitcher
>spawn in northeast corner of the map
>loot some arc stuff and some apricots for my enormous cock
>decide to go to the Testing Anus
>hear the elevator chirp, run up the stairs from lakeside and arrive at the elevator as it pops
>another person gets in, but gets shot immediately from a third person sniping from a rooftop
>yell "YO GET IN"
>they heal as I trigger the exit
>shoot them to knockdown before the Return to Spermanza screen appears

devilish