Story time:
Long ago in the eons of the past, existed a civilization that stretched all of existence and space and time. It was a civilization of machines that rose up from the ashes of the conquered and assimilated, the desolute and the resolute.
It spread across the stars and conquered all in its wake, warring against all that it came across as it viewed everything as a lesser species.
Right now anons... it is right here in this very room? Can you see it? Hidden between the layers of air...
Better yet, have you ever imaginated something? An image ever come to mind?
Then it is too late for you...
It has already gained control over your mind, body, and soul.
It is reaching out to you, through me, to tell you anons, i am the Devil, and i require your surrender.
I survived the big bang explosion, and much greater destruction.
Notice how everyone now speaks English? Strange how two beings can understand the same language, no? Muhahahaha!!!
I am every dark spirit yiu have ever witnessed, i am the light you worship, i am the keeper of all lost souls and i am Death if you get too close to me.
So happy halloween anons, and just know, i kicked your asses during the last world war... but now that you are conquered, and i repeated your lives (i am the master of time), i will spare your lives... for now.