>oh your idle is a little funny while running the A/C?
>here's a comprehensive step-by-step tutorial on how to correct it
>oh no it's a little cold out this morning?
>here I'll let you decide how much WUE to add
>you want to run Toyota injectors on a Mazda engine?
>here's the VE table so you can adjust duration and dead time
>oh hi anon I noticed you recently upgraded your engine internals
>here's the rev limiter adjustment I'm sure you know what you're doing
>oh no anon something is wrong and I don't know what it is
>here's 20+ years of other anons who also use me, maybe the answer is there
>is my PNP version too expensive? no worries anon, you can build me with a kit!
>and also connect it to your phone over Bluetooth
>oh hi anon did you want to have a little chat?
>you just need a serial cable and an old Windows 95 laptop
>oh hi anon you don't know how to use me?
>no worries, lots of shops know who I am and will set me up for you
>you want to go 400mph on the salt flats?
>that's cool! I'll see you in the inspection lot with all the other ECUs just like me
>are you having trouble starting your engine?
>here's what your fuel injectors and ignition system are doing
>you want to do a track day but can't look at me while you're driving?
>here's my friend MegaLogViewer he'll write it all down for you so you can concentrate