Dude, Rod just got a copy of this band called Dramarama, you don't sell it there, it's kind of rare that's what Rod says. Jan's got some blow, Jakes got the glue, wanna come over and listen to it? It's got that hawt chickadee babe from Andy Warhol's factory on the cover. Rod says we should hear this song Anything, Anything song. Can't wait, invite Sarah over but don't tell her I said that, ok. I tried calling but your hag mom kept picking up so I dropped this letter at the record shop. Burn this after reading, don't be a dick, Mike, or I'll take these beers over to Chuck's. Smoke out

Sincerely
J