> Be UK citizen
> Sick of using ID on internet
> Sick of being hated for being white
> Get arrested for something you said online
> Judge bans you from the pub, football games and travel
> Be depressed
> Pass riot outside migrant hotel
> Get Idea
> Go to tanning salon
> Now brown
> Buy boat
> Cross English Channel
> Arrive in France
> Escorted to fancy migrant hotel
> Feels good man