>>82314993
Oh here's a funny story that will make me feel better about my shit life. Long ago I had some shit job (is there any other kind?) working as a security guard on the graveyard shift at a downtown highrise office building. In the middle of the night I'd slip out and go across the street to the Subway to get a sandwich for lunch. The girl who worked there was this blue-eyed cutie with her hair cut in an A-Line bob and dyed jet-black. She looked way too gothic to be working at a sandwich shop. Anyway, she was really friendly and flirty so after the second or third time I went there I asked her for her number. We went out to a bar and a club, then back to my place. The sex was incredible!

I ended up screwing this girl for weeks until I finally figured out that she was living with her boyfriend. The nights she spent at my place she was telling this guy she had picked up an extra graveyard shift! Oh well, c'est la vie.

>>82315007
>wagette here
>I have had at least 50 guys hit on me
Thanks hun, now I feel flattered that the girl from Subway picked me.