so I pee sitting down when I'm alone in my apartment because
>don't need to turn on light to aim
>no splash = no piss on floor
>no need to touch dick, no need to wash hands
>sit back, relax, and fwooooosh
but today I was feeling squirrely and bent over while sitting down and saw several lines of dried what-i-assume-to-be piss in several lines reaching from the rim of the toilet bowl to the floor, congregating where the curvature of the bowl changes
i assume this is because when you pee while flaccid the peepee itself flexes upwards due to hydraulic pressure and unbeknownst to me I must've been pissing on the floor unintentionally for years now
i thought I learned this lesson when i was much younger and pissed on the floor accidentally while pooping, ever since i would hold my weewee down to prevent peeing on the floor in front of me