Here's a hypothetical for you, /wowg/...

You have 1 week to complete EVERY quest in the game.

If you win:
>$20,000,000 tax-free, given in any manner you wish
If you lose:
>You age by 5 years and sustain minor, but permanent, damage to your lower back

If it's still on live servers, you have to complete it. If it's bugged, blizzard will hotfix it for you within seconds. If a quest is timegated by daily/weekly lockouts or mission table waits those will be lifted for you.

You're allowed to tell others what's at stake and ask for help, cheating the system in any bastard way you can imagine.

Do you accept? Is it doable?