>>513919345
>hydrox
>>513919364
based
>>513919425
>learning is fun-demental
helps if the teacher is a cute dame
>someone in another thread said it was legal to murder illegals since they aren't citizens you can't be tried for it, and I had to stop and think about where the flaw in his logic was (I still haven't found it)
i think the opposite should be true too right? like if youre here illegally and you make a u turn that kills 3 innocents then you cant be tried because you arent a citizen?

not flushing paper towels was a whole ass subplot in one episode of that martin lawrence claymation show that only i remember.
i think about it like once a year or so, mostly depending on my desire to be able to flush paper towels

nobody believes me when i tell them this but i was having sex with dana gould’s wife back in the mid 2000’s. we met at an ace hardware in costa mesa because we were both shopping for yellowjacket poison (i despise yellowjackets worse than the blackest nigger) and an affair began.
i wasnt the hottest piece of ass around but the alternative was sex with dana gould so i found myself engaging in routine lays about every other week or so, schedules permitting.
after the dicking was done i would start up his gamecube and subtly fuck with everything in his animal crossing game. i dont know if he ever noticed.
the weird thing was that his house had this one room in it with just a wicker chair and a tarp in it. i dont know who would want to sit in there, the seat didnt even have a bottom.
the affair ended amicably after i found a newer, tighter hole that hadnt had dana gould’d dick inside it
anyway thank you for your matter to this attention, happy caturday, vote biggs or go home (to california), gm and nn all frens

>513004612
NO
>513004613
>513004614
>513004615
>513004616
YES
>>513004652
ty coral, nn and treat her like she deserves
>>513004654
ty awoo
>>513004666
ty satan
>>513004680
ty animu breakdancer
>>513004690
ty based nip
>513004701
ty gaga
>513004702
ty other awoo
>513004709
ty blacklightfren
>513004714
better luck tomorrow
nn all frens, stay comf

>>512831220
look at him go
>>512831495
didnt need to know this very delicious sounding fact, fren

>>512508005
>for our amusement?
yes but i was addressing the shills. theres something really fucking weird about watching a plebbitor desperately try to have a serious debate with someone who isnt taking them seriously when you’ve seen it 10,000 times in 10 years
how is fren?
i am going nn at 00:00:00 because stomach

>>511195378
>just a wall of stacked 41%ers, like that scene in 300%
>our dilators will blot out the sun!
>then we shall cope in the shade
or something
>you gotta be careful how you meme, and I guess if you do what you love you never work a day in your life. stay comf, tomboy shepherd.
i do love it but damn is it fucking weird
also vince did a promo meme about happiness being contagious or whateva, plz make a note of future kino incoming

>>510938958
the contrast between the bright whimsy of bouncy and her tent and the bleak silent hill looking yard at blue hour is pretty off-putting, clussyposter.
but if she doesnt sell pictures of her asshole she’s cool

there’s exactly 45 minutes standing between me and trying that chunk of peppercorn cheese i forgot i bought earlier. im slowly turning into a wisconsinite, ill eventually be drunk driving out to the middle of fucking nowhere to watch the puckers lose.
thank you for your attention to this matter

>post obviously fabricated story about watching a pornographic video featuring a kowokian monkey lizard
>”stop watching porn”
good eve, frens, i see the shills are riled up organically. i shall be fucking off at zeros as is my want

>509891897
YES
>509891900
SERENA NO
>>509891970
ty fren
>>509891972
ty2 fren
>>509891985
ty coral, nn and stay comf
>>509892087
based
nn frens, stay comf

>>509711342
>dorks are my biggest jam, because they're always the most deranged in bed
i do not need to be reminded of this when thinking of boondock ballistician, it only invokes a deep blur
>hope the blur is less esoteric today
not even close, but its going to peak somewhere tomorrow and taper off a little but the esoteric tinge to the blur is here to stay
i hope i find you well and full of meat
>>509711491
they had that one sniper in ww2 but i dont know if she was really a full commie, she just knew how to shoot

>>509094906
>I can't imagine ever shitting comfortably in your state
youve never lived until you’ve walked into your bathroom to find a scorpion waiting for you. little fuckers
>is that supposed to help you sleep? I'm now getting 100% of my recommended daily protein through huwhey powder and just dustily farting out whatever I don't use
what i meant was the energy it gives isnt helping me, ive got the capsules because fuck the powder + red meat, so im saturated and high energy
>I will trade you one of your comfs for three of my comfs, and a comf to be named later
you run a square deal. im going to consider this
>>509094928
he’s also the reason i unfollowed the cinema snob nearly 10 years ago, put that in the wiki
>>509094933
>
kek
>never had the pleasure to compare.
i hope you do one day, bruce. good fucking luck finding ammo
>>509095222
herald

>>508844830
>I don't think things ever go back to normal, and shit just keeps getting a lot crazier from here on out. be sure to wear a helmet.
son of a bitch! youre probably right
>caloric equilibrium status: achieved, also chicken meatballs sound delicious
they are. i buy them bagged because im a big pussy about cooking chicken still. actual shithole dwellers can do it but i let pros do it for me
>white bread (toasted)
>cranberry sauce (canned)
>turkey (mesquite)
>cheese (American)
>stuffing (boxed)
>gravy (jarred)
>white bread (toasted)
>it's honestly a top 5 all time sandwich, if not a top 3
damn you. damn everything.
and why the fuck is the first time im seeing that recipe format on a heavily monitored swedish grenade throwing technique forum? it makes perfect sense
enjoy your pilgrim, but not before this blur

well i s’pose

>>508158473
this
>>508158576
>hard to beat a good sugar cookie
crazy right? the most basic is the best, and ive had some baked goods that would make lynch lower his voice in awe for once
>you know they'll never do shit (which is what I voted for)
same
>anyway how goes the tom wrangling
things have really calmed down after an initial very blurry time and i no longer actively want to die ty
you?
>>508158627
good, stay that way
>>508158720
it would but we all know its not happening

>>507172737
MOTHERFUCKER YOU HAD ONE JOB
>>507173068
>not really
thought so, iranians never do shit
>makiposters up big
>anyway hows gainz (the threads are too damn fast)?
gainz are hard stalled due to diet and the damn tomboy test but my diet is pretty locked in at least (autism). again, this is NOT a bulking diet, its for slimming the fuck out
you?