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Calorinde: I'm sorry for being clunky to play, dealing less damage than Varesa and Flins, having the most boring personality out of any hoyo character in the game, being outclassed by Keqing in non-overload teams, being a race traitor by needing half of my team to be from Natlan, flopping on release by being released with Arlecchino, having no exploration features, being churl bait, only contributing 34% to my main team's overall DPS, being Mavuika's slave instead of synergizing with the Archon of my region, killing Navia's parents, being irrelevant in Fontaine's main story, needing C2R1 to be viable and dealing no damage.
Calorinde: I'm sorry for being clunky to play, dealing less damage than Varesa and Flins, having the most boring personality out of any hoyo character in the game, being outclassed by Keqing in non-overload teams, being a race traitor by needing half of my team to be from Natlan, flopping on release by being released with Arlecchino, having no exploration features, being churl bait, only contributing 34% to my main team's overall DPS, being Mavuika's slave instead of synergizing with the Archon of my region, killing Navia's parents, being irrelevant in Fontaine's main story, needing C2R1 to be viable and dealing no damage.
Calorinde: I'm sorry for being clunky to play, dealing less damage than Varesa and Flins, having the most boring personality out of any hoyo character in the game, being outclassed by Keqing in non-overload teams, being a race traitor by needing half of my team to be from Natlan, flopping on release by being released with Arlecchino, having no exploration features, being churl bait, only contributing 34% to my main team's overall DPS, being Mavuika's slave instead of synergizing with the Archon of my region, killing Navia's parents, being irrelevant in Fontaine's main story, needing C2R1 to be viable and dealing no damage.
Porkrinde: I'm sorry for being worse than:
>Varesa, my greatest overlord who can deal more damage than my entire rotation with a single ass plunge.
>Ineffa, who has 10 times more teams than me and has 10 times more usage rate.
>Raiden Shogun, who is still better than me even at c0.
>Kiryl Chudomirovich Flins, who mogs me in every single aspect.
>The Princessin Fischl (Amy), who can apply more electro than me despite that being my main thing.
>Ororon, who would still be a better unit than me even at lvl 0 simply because Scroll is more valuable than my entire kit.
>KeKING, my biggest rival who is not only much less clunky than me but also much stronger than me once you get her to c6 for free.
>Dori, who has more dialogue in a single encounter than i ever had in my entire existence.
>Sethos, who is more relevant and more talked about than me just because he's a shitpost tool.
>Razor, who appears multiple times in anecdotes while i haven't had a single one.
>Lisa, who is leagues sexier than me with my censored design.
>Sara, who somehow has more event appearances than me despite being one of the most forgotten characters.
>Iansan the hero of Power, who is more meta than my c6 at c0.
>Captain Beidou, who has a much more popular yuri ship than me.
>General Mahamatra Cyno, who is a real left hand for his Archon, unlike me who never did anything for Furina or Neuvillette even though it's literally my job.
>Kuki Shinobu, who can deal more damage than me burst with a single hyperboom.
>Yae Miko, whose EEEQEEE feels much less clunky than my QEENANANAENANANAENANANA.
>Varesa, my greatest overlord who can deal more damage than my entire rotation with a single ass plunge.
>Ineffa, who has 10 times more teams than me and has 10 times more usage rate.
>Raiden Shogun, who is still better than me even at c0.
>Kiryl Chudomirovich Flins, who mogs me in every single aspect.
>The Princessin Fischl (Amy), who can apply more electro than me despite that being my main thing.
>Ororon, who would still be a better unit than me even at lvl 0 simply because Scroll is more valuable than my entire kit.
>KeKING, my biggest rival who is not only much less clunky than me but also much stronger than me once you get her to c6 for free.
>Dori, who has more dialogue in a single encounter than i ever had in my entire existence.
>Sethos, who is more relevant and more talked about than me just because he's a shitpost tool.
>Razor, who appears multiple times in anecdotes while i haven't had a single one.
>Lisa, who is leagues sexier than me with my censored design.
>Sara, who somehow has more event appearances than me despite being one of the most forgotten characters.
>Iansan the hero of Power, who is more meta than my c6 at c0.
>Captain Beidou, who has a much more popular yuri ship than me.
>General Mahamatra Cyno, who is a real left hand for his Archon, unlike me who never did anything for Furina or Neuvillette even though it's literally my job.
>Kuki Shinobu, who can deal more damage than me burst with a single hyperboom.
>Yae Miko, whose EEEQEEE feels much less clunky than my QEENANANAENANANAENANANA.