Would you rather punch jelly in the stomach, kidney, side rib, arm, cheek, nose, eye, back of the head, back of the calf, or sternum

>new apartment is haunted
>things flying off shelves and doors opening on their own level of haunted
>gf is over one night
>we turn off the tv while we eat some Arby's
>out of no where there is a whisper "jelly is cuter"
>my gf freaks out and asks who the hell jelly is
>she storms out after insinuating I'm with another woman
Bros how do I come back from this