>>514211702
>Ah voted for donald to bring back coal
>Paid minimum wage, they sez I got rick-rolled
>My wife fuckin left me, started datin tyrone
>It's the feminists fault, that I'm totally alone
>My power costs doubled, and I had to sell all my guns
>all of the leaves on the trees are as brown as mah lungs

Jokes aside, ollie did himself a favor turning down the daily wire when they offered him 30 silver to become their country-fried front man.