>"Blonde Blazer said she doesn't want to play Superman with me in our underwear anymore"
>"She said she wanted to buy a couch Robert"
>"but what need is a couch when there is no Blonde Blazer to sit on it??"
Dude not only had no clue how to make a woman happy at all but also still can't imagine a world where his childish desire for undying loyalty pushed her away. No, it had to be someone else's fault.