>>723527750
He's been trying and failing to port a Switch 2 variant of pic related in the past couple of days, so he's beyond liquid metal tier.

>it starts with
ONE GAME
I DON'T KNOW WHY
I BOUGHT A SWITCH 2 WITH NO GAMES TO BUY
KEEP THAT IN MIND
I WORSHIP SAKURAI
AND THE OTHER DEAD GUY
>bing bing wahoo...
MONEY IS A VALUABLE THING
WATCH ME FLUSH IT DOWN RIGHT INTO THE DRAIN
WATCH ME PURCHASE A 80 DOLLAR GAME
WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE
>it's so unreal...
DIDN'T TAKE MUCH TO KNOW
I THREW MY GOLD RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW
TRYING SO HARD
TO NOT ADMIT THAT I
JUST WASTED ALL MY ALLOWANCE
TO PLAY
>DONKEY KOOOONG
I SEETHED OUT AND INSIDE
AND EVEN THOUGH I TRIED
THE SALES FELL APART
I WAS MOCKED BY /V/
AND WILL EVENTUALLY
BE ANOTHER FAG IN DENIAL

I CRIED SO HARD, THEY CALLED ME SAAR
BUT IN THE END
THE SCREEN IS FECAL MATTER
I HAD TO SHILL
OR LOSE MY WILL
BUT IN THE END
MY FACE IS EVEN REDDER

>it starts with
ONE GAME
I DON'T KNOW WHY
I BOUGHT A SWITCH 2 WITH NO GAMES TO BUY
KEEP THAT IN MIND
I WORSHIP SAKURAI
AND THE OTHER DEAD GUY
>bing bing wahoo...
MONEY IS A VALUABLE THING
WATCH ME FLUSH IT DOWN RIGHT INTO THE DRAIN
WATCH ME PURCHASE A 80 DOLLAR GAME
WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE
>it's so unreal...
DIDN'T TAKE MUCH TO KNOW
I THREW MY GOLD RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW
TRYING SO HARD
TO NOT ADMIT THAT I
JUST WASTED ALL MY ALLOWANCE
TO PLAY
>DONKEY KOOOONG
I SEETHED OUT AND INSIDE
AND EVEN THOUGH I TRIED
THE SALES FELL APART
I WAS MOCKED BY /V/
AND WILL EVENTUALLY
BE ANOTHER FAG IN DENIAL

I CRIED SO HARD, THEY CALLED ME SAAR
BUT IN THE END
THE SCREEN IS FECAL MATTER