>criminal: here this is a gun, only use it when you see the uma police officers coming after you.
>me: haha yeah this 9 millimetre will definitely slow em down
>criminal: Oh no this is for you. My last partner was left in a catatonic state when he shot an uma officer and she decided to take revenge by raping him for an entire month. Last I heard both of them are in jail and she is pregnant. Thoes guys are really scary and I've seen alot of shit