We start the game off with one tribute beating women, setting the tone for the rest of the game.
Kim you raunchy dog! ...are those dog ears?
There are worse people to flirt with here...
Had to remind myself that a 'fat man' is a type of bomb, and not a chubby chap like I first thought. A shame cos it makes that event less funny.
He's a real cat burglar!
Ah, ze classic "one of these tributes dies but you don't know which one til the next slide" event, scourge of players the world over. Can't really spoil this one, you'll just have to guess who's slowest.
Cone Woman finds the corpse of a NERD. If the nukes hit today maybe she'd find some Funko pops instead
That snail's never gonna catch up to him. Good choice of target!
Anyone fancy some battered fish?
Truly, there's no place like Rome.
Gentle reminder to wash your balls, if applicable.