>>531352971
>target combo/heavy punch into lvl 2 being the hardest mix up to dodge in the game for some reason

>>529853329
what the fuck do you mean skill issue nigga kazunoko wins the set

does anyone even like playing against Lily or is she just universally hated

>EVO 2025
>a strange phenomenon is happening: only Akis, Chuns, Cammys and Mais are in the top 32
>no Kims (she's still ugly)
>what could be the secret? are these players that good? did they level up their game by this much?
>Moke, Punk and Hikaru somehow undefeated
>top 8, players are doing strange strats, throwing random repeated sweeps, spinning moves and staying idle
>but they don't get punished?!
>final match, Moke and Punk are quite literally trading sweeps
>commentators finally begin to understand: it's the jiggle physics + outfit 4 mix up
>drive rush sweep is now a thing
>players were getting stunlocked in real life every time Chun Li's gigantic plump firm asscheeks and thighs shake when she moves
>players were looking away from the screen as Cammy's tanlines flashbang them everytime she throws a kick
>weird feet niggas losing braincells in real time as Aki walks barefoot around the stage
>match ends in a draw, both players cumming uncontrollably in their pants, audience foaming at the mouth
>Sex Fighter 6: Semen Edition announced after the event ends, every dlc character from now on will be female
>the new technique is named "Cum Loop" and would come to dominate season 4
>game sells 69 sagatillion copies and breaks all previousrecords

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