I've hit in a new low in (((modern britain)))

>stop at service station for a break
>go to Chopstix, some chinese food simulacrum
>Black newcomer infront of me, polish lady serving him
>he asks for beef, and points at it
>she says "This one's fake beef"
>"What?"
>"It's not real beef"
>"Oh. Ok, I don't want that."

What the fuck are we doing. It's a fucking mess out there