Treefingers will have a (successful) redemption arc in the coming time yore yonder.

Same with darksydephil.

Same with hitler.

Other than that I'd like to give everyone an update on Frankie Muniz's racing career:

Frankie is still out for the foreseeable future due to a wrist injury. Nothing has changed. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Everybody STOP caring about Ellie and START caring about ME.

Don't you remember Malcolm in the Middle? Don't you care? Dont you even care???

Now that the dust has settled; where did it all go wrong? Was the game rigged from the start?