There should be a 4spg posted by a fucking monster (a real monster, Creepy Sheep or whatever) which tells Van to hunt humans in a gay bathhouse for Middle Eastern immigrants.
Van should be outraged by it and insist that the 4spg won't be accepted; and after several attempts the monster sues Arkride Solutions at some bizarro E.U. court saying that he has a monopoly on the market because he's the only Spriggan in Calvard, maybe Zemuria, and has to take the case.
As far as the rest of the planet is concerned; the rest of mankind wasn't eaten by the Titans beyond the force field seal.