>>724001476
I wish I could play Ninja Gaiden II and Ninja Gaiden II.
I wish I wasn't an incompetent loser poorfag so I could stop pretending I'm not enjoying 4 somewhat.
I wish I wasn't a low IQ subhuman so I could at least sound as white as I claim to be.
Why is life so unfair? Why am I an incompetent loser Farnham? Why am I a low IQ subhuman? Why am I brown? Why am I ugly? Why am I an incel? Why do I have a small penis? Why am I short?

I hate this... I don't want this... I will cope...

I will cope by pretending Ninja Gaiden Smegma, Ninja Gaiden Smegma 2, Ninja Gaiden 2 Black, Ninja Gaiden 3, Ninja Gaiden 3: Razor's Edge and Ninja Gaiden 4 are all bad NG games, eventhough deep down I know they are not and only OG3 and Sigma 2 are shit.
I will lie to people who don't know better and recommend they only play 2 then cry my series is dead for another 12 years.
I will lie that the shitty guesswork that there are no Spider Ninjas in NG4 despite them being in the ninja trials i haven't touched.
I will lie about the fact that NGB was my first introduction to the franchise and will try to gaslight others into believing that NG2 has the best combat and is the most difficult game in the franchise.

I will never ever be a True Ninja Gaiden fan.
True Ninja Gaiden fans recognize my behavior, laugh at me and spit on me.
This is who I am.
I am a secondary, a coping secondary.
I will always be a secondary, a coping secondary.
And that is okay. I am a jeet.