Good Friday afternoon from the
>BEST
>COMFY
>MIDWEST
>STATE
, /ptg/...well, Kristi 'Face Which Looks Like a Dried Pile of Dogshit' Noem is in Minneapolisomalia today, visiting the DHS offices and holding a presser over all the supposed progress being made regarding ICE arrests of all the mongrels who reside here

There's a crowd of around 100(this is my personal guess) protestors outside the building where this presser will be held in around a half hour...didn't know this was happening today; I can no longer keep up with all these happenings which amount to nothing ever, ever happening anyway

Now, to Caturday...is /ptg/ preparing for Caturday? Has /ptg/ gone to the supermarket this week for tomorrow's Caturday breakfast, if various /ptg/ posters are to cook their own Caturday breakfast? What sort of plans do the burgers of /ptg/ have for Caturday tomorrow?

So many questions, no little time as each hour ticks by...all I know is that fucking autistic dweeb Midnite better be awake, alert, and sober tonight...because so fucking help me god, if he's either late or early...............