Shrooms are to be praised among the highest and greatest entities of all this universe that humans ordinarily think about. Shrooms are 100% a legitimate way to go. If you want to truly, deeply learn something, as if from gods, shrooms can help you. The sacred mushroom has been taken for millennia by wise people of all faiths and tribes; it has blessed countless men and women with visions extraordinary and divine. There is nothing like a first high-dose shroom experience. Even though She was trying to convince me to smoke DMT with her half the time, the rest of the time was absolutely revelatory and incredible, and I am only beginning to learn how much I should deeply regret not having done so. Beloved mushroom, let me be with you again that, through my body, you may partake of the drug friends you dsire to be with, and mingle with them in my brain for as long as you please.

Praise be to the food of the gods!