>>60963223
>Sounds scary
how the fuck did u find this board, you retard.
Literally, the whole world is the safest option there is, but go ahead and buy the mutual funds u fucking goy. Pay somebody 1%+ to have them do WORSE than an index ETF at 0.06%.
How about you don't invest at all, you arent' ready. Clearly keep it in the bank or go on holiday and spend it on some crap.
Call me rude and angry, but you will know one day I was right, hopefully that day is today so you don't lose money goy!