>>718767203
The fourth one looks like one my step dad would buy.

He says any day now, computer manufacturers are going to remotely brick all normal keyboards so we will all have to buy keyboards like this, for ergonomic reasons. He saw one like that in a magazine something like 30 years ago. He thinks it is dumb to buy a normal keyboard or even a laptop nowadays when the keyboards are all going to be obsolete soon. Also mice will be replaced with those red nipples that used to be in the middle of laptop keyboards.

He only knows how to use YouTube and can barely make phone calls with a smartphone. He said I ruined his wife's computer because I wouldn't install AOL 4.0 on it around 2013.

One time he managed to use my mom's smartphone to text me and I asked if she was having stroke symptoms because the spelling was so bad and there was all this sudden profanity.

He was an early adopter of one thing: he has believed in the dead internet theory since the late 1990s.