Nature Boy, that was an incredible match and an incredible win, is there anything you'd like to say for all the fans out there?

>Apu, lemme tell ya...with a tear in my eye, I gotta tell you that this is a great moment in time here in this new frontier of imageboard wrestling, and the NATURE BOY will lead this company to NEW HEIGHTS! I'm talkin' custom-made clothes, alligator shoes, rolex watches, and the finest wine and all the most beautiful women in the world. As your new World Heavyweight Champion, I will bring a touch of class and style like only I can do! I started this tournament as an alternate, but now I stand before you as the NEW KING! WOOOOOOOO! So bring on the stewardesses! Bring on the weed! Pour the wine, and pay homage TO THE MAN!