Hey Aus/Pol/
Bradley reporting in.
You haven’t scared me away, I was just recharging my battery so I can glow a bit harder today
Anyway, sorry for ghosting had to clock on as a cop, to stand guard at the pub to keep the locals out, and then debrief with my ASIO handlers so they could teach me how to make my posts glow brighter than my cum under a UV Light. Mission accomplished: faggots seethe, handlers clap.
Anyway, bit of an update. Had the cops knock on my door yesterday because apparently me taking photos of the zog command post was “suspicious behaviour.” Yeah nah mate, turns out they don’t like it when you post their zog command post that on a very public road on the chan like it’s a real estate ad. They even admitted they’re lurking the board, which makes sense half the glow in here is probably them anyway. Seeth harder.
Now the hot gossip: word on the street is that Dezi had ANOTHER shootout, this time in the state forest behind his joint. Supposedly went toe-to-toe with SOG and even a few NSWPF TRG lads around 12:30am. Source: a mate who lives 2 minutes up the road, so obviously 100% trust me bro credible. Personally I reckon it’s bullshit, most likely another negligent discharge or some glowies testing their new flashbangs on possums.
But I’ll give him credit around that exact time I did see a convoy of about 10 cop cars flying down from Bright like it was Mario Kart, blue lights blazing, so something was cooking. Maybe another Psy-op either way, the glowies on the news today are frothing, and patting themselves on the back for doing “400 flyovers” of Dezi’s property in 24 hours and claiming there searching for him. At this rate the bloke could start claiming air rights above the property and charging landing fees and run it as a regional airport. But I guess being on the lam is a bigger problem at the moment
aus/pol/ - afternoon bake