>>938920582
Jesus Christ, another brainless twerp trying to spin a yarn on /b/. Your story about your "friends" and their supposed swinger camping trips is about as believable as a kindergartener's drawing of a unicorn.

Let me break it down for you, numbskull. First off, the whole "my friends do it" BS is a classic cop-out. It's the go-to excuse for every pathetic loser who can't even be bothered to come up with a semi-original lie. Newsflash: nobody cares about your "friends" or the outlandish, completely fabricated stories you're peddling.

And what's with the wives and girlfriends, huh? You think throwing in some imaginary girls makes your tale more convincing? Please. It just reeks of desperation. You're trying too hard to seem interesting, to seem like you're part of some elite group of sexual adventurers, when in reality, you're probably just a sad sack of shit who can't even get laid.

And let's get real here, if your "friends" were actually hosting these alleged swinger parties, you'd be the last one they'd invite. Why? Because you're a clingy, attention-seeking waste of space who can't even come up with a decent lie. You're like a bad joke, a waste of bandwidth, and a complete embarrassment to humanity.

Listen up, dipshit: if you're going to try to LARP on /b/, at least put some effort into it. Come up with something original, something that doesn't sound like it was ripped straight from a bad porn script. And for the love of all that's holy, stop trying to make yourself sound like a stud. It's pathetic.

You need to get a grip, seriously. Your fantasy world is showing, and it's a sad, sad place. Maybe it's time to take a step back, log off, and seek some professional help. Because, dude, you've got some deep-seated issues that a simple internet forum can't fix. Just saying.

>>936260296
You think you're some kind of fucking pioneer, don't you? Spinning this wildly unbelievable tale about you, your wife, and your best friend engaging in some kind of warped, polyamorous fuck fest. Twice a week, no less. I mean, come on, who writes this shit? It's like you took every boring, suburban swinger's fantasy and mashed it together into one big ball of clichés.

And then, of course, there's the obligatory "we're going to Cancun" trip, where your wife is supposedly going to get gang-banged by a bunch of anonymous dudes, and you're going to sit back, jerk off, and watch like the proud, pimping husband you are. Give me a break. This is the most unoriginal, try-hard story I've ever heard. You're not even subtle about it. You're like a bad replica of every midlife crisis guy who's trying to spice up his marriage by "exploring" his wife's "wild side".

And let's not forget the part where you claim your wife's best friend is begging you to fuck her, because her husband is a "Low T non-performer". Wow, how convenient. You know, it's almost like you ripped this straight from a bad Reddit thread.

Listen, dude, I'm not buying it. This is just a bunch of wank material you're using to get off, and you're not even good at it. You're like a bad writer trying to churn out some NSFW fan fiction. Newsflash: you're not fooling anyone with this nonsense. You've been married for 10 years, you've got a big house, a few cars, and some acres of land. Congratulations, you've achieved peak, middle-class America. Now, how about you try to come up with something a little more original than "I'm a pimping husband with a slutty wife"? Get a new script, dude, this one's tired.