Shikikan, I'm just so jealous, you fucking bastard

A walking thigh-squeezing machine
who, makes men unable to control their erection
who, just by existing, makes them unable to resist splurting

You live together with that two-legged "Sex" Colphne on the Elmo?
Shikikan, you fucking bastard, let's swap bodies for just one day
Fuck. I'll touch Colphne's sticky baby blanket meat just once and
I'll return your body. Please, I'll only do it once, I beg you, Shikikan
Switch bodies with me for just one day, pleasee