>>513863413
Lol. 100% he's pic rel

>>513000668
Story time
>be me
>1997 I'm 21
>shooting pool at the bar with my bro on a weeknight
>hustling motherfuckers like a pro
>bar closes, they kick us out
>walking home from downtown on the sidewalk
>something runs up behind me and jumps on my back
>it's a grill
>carry her 3 or 4 blocks to her apartment
>don't even know her
>we're both wasted
>she gets naked and gets in the bath
>absolutely zero tits, literally just a big nipple, but otherwise she's pretty hot.
>notice cut scars all over her thighs and arms
>she starts crying and saying how she wants to kill herself
>I do the right thing and coom in her and then bounce
>see her at another bar a few weeks later
>tried to talk to her but she was being a cunt

>>510839981
>likes cake and cookies
>serious personality flaw
So kids too then?
You know our food is intentionally loaded with sugar.
The personality flaw is laziness, but that doesn't make them worthless as a person.
Everyone has some flaws, even you
There's a basic concept in psychology called negative self-projection.
If you listen to the things people bitch about or accuse you of, it's usually what they hate about themselves.
You need to go fuck a chubbster

>imagine she sharts liquid poop on you during picrel
What would you do

>>510127465
That's fat, but she's got big milkers and I'm desperate so still would.
If all else fails, I could bust a few nuts just on her massive jugs

>>509627867
>that frog
Whoever drew these is a comedic genius