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my dad used to tell this joke all the time:
>little fritz asks his dad: "dad, what's the difference between theory and practise?"
>dad tells him: "go to your mother and tell her the neighbour wants to sleep with her for 1 million dollars"
>little fritz comes back: "she said for that amount of money she'd do it"
>dad: "ok, now go to your sister and ask her the same thing"
>little fritz comes back: "she said that's a lot of money and she'd do it"
>"you see, my son, in theory we have two million dollars, but in practise we have two whores under our roof."