>>149834528
>>149835239
I’M THE STRONGEST THERE IS, THE INCREDIBLE HULK
A GREET GREAT GREEN GAMMA POWERED GIANT
UNLIKE A CERTAIN SEA MONSTER I’M ENTIRELY SELF-RELAINT
YOU MUST HAVE BRAIN CANCER FROM ALL THE RADS IN YOUR GIZZARD
IF YOU THINK IM GONNA LOSE TO A BIG ASS MUTANT LIZARD!
SO HOW ABOUT YOU MEANDER BACK TO YOUR WATER SPRAYING RECEPTACLES,
BECAUSE I’M A TOP SELLING HERO AND NOT A BUNCH OF WORTHLESS SCALY SPECTACLES!
HAVING TO CHUG OUT ANIME AND MOVIES TO BUILD BACK UP YOUR RAPPORT
STIL STUCK RELYING ON FUCKING MIKU AND MOTHRA FOR GODAMN MORAL SUPPORT!
ALL MY RECENT COMICS ARE TOP-TIER, RIVETING, AND HYPED UP BEST SELLERS
YOU’VE GOT 2 GOOD FOREIGN MOVIES
AND JAIL IN A SHITTY CGI HOLLYWOOD AND ANIME CELLAR!

SO DONT TRY TO DISS THE STRONGEST AVENGER IN SOME SHITTY MONSTER BASH
OR YOU’LL END UP LIKE THE REST
IN THE DUST AFTER ONE "HULK SMASH!"