>I love you, Mikurin
>You can't love me, Anon-kun.
>Why?
>Because I am a lab creation, a clone produced in a Chinese meat factory pumping out Asian women as part of the CCP's plan to spread the Asian genome all over the world, and thereby conquer the world. I have no parents and no home. I am not truly of the human line. I am disconnected from the human spirit that pervades all true-born people, and so you cannot love me.
>But why are you telling me all of this, Mikurin?
>Because I love you.
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